Ode to Clif

Oh Clif,

how I love thee.

Best for a morning break of fast,

Or an afternoon snack;

Your natural bars are exquisite

White Chocolate Macadamia Nut

is the shiz-nit.

Chocolate Chip comes in close behind

And holiday flavors, on which I love to dine.

After a hard day liftin' weights,

A Builder's bar which I come home to awaits.

When my feminity is in full-swing,

A Chocolate Peppermint Luna bar I'll always bring.

No matter what situation I seem to get in to

Clif bars are there for me and everything I do!